

The AristocratsA family walks into a talent agency. Theres a father, a mother, the fathers brother, the mothers sister, four young daughters and two older sons.The Aristocrats
The father steps up to the agent and begins to explain that he has a great act. Its an informative skit about how they home school their children and how the whole family participates. The agents nods and tells them to give him a few of the highlights from the skit.
The father and his brother take out props and set up the room like a classroom. The children sit down and the parents go stand by the board. The mother writes Biology. The parents begin


American MurdererHe turned away the moment he shot the gun. His ears were ringing from the shot . . . He had never shot a gun before outside of the range. Swallowing he glanced over his shoulder.American Murderer
Mary. Mary . . . Oh, God . . . “MARY!”
He tried to throw the gun, but the trigger caught on his finger. Swearing, he yanked it off and threw it against the wall, denting the cheap plaster. Not caring, he ran over to his sister and fell beside her, picking her up.
She was shaking. Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit! It hadn’t been a clean shot, he . . .
“I’m sorry,” he whispered to her. “Mary! Please,
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Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
"In the comic industry, we all have issues"
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I'm starting to,
believe the ocean's much like you,
'Cause it gives
And it takes,
Away~
-Open Water, Thrice.
;3
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- Arthur Schopenhauer
-Psy-chan
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